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God Billboards!

Please don't drink and drive.
you're not quite ready to meet me yet.
God
Could you imagine the price of air
if it were brought to you by another supplier?
God
When you're weary, feeling small.
When tears are in your eyes, i will them all.
Simon & Garfunkel
Ditto.
God
Earthlings, don't treat me like an alien.
God
If you miss the sunrise
I made for you today, never mind.
I'll make you
another one tomorrow.
God
How can you possibly be a self-made man?
I specifically recall creating you.
God
If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning,
you should look at my masterpiece.
In the mirror.
God
Don't forget your umbrella.
I might water the plants today.
God
I think you're the most beautiful person in the world.
Okay, so I'm biased.
God
Tell the kids I love them.
God
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
God
We need to talk.
God
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
God
Will the road you're on get you to my place?
God
Follow me.
God
Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
God
My way is the highway. Need directions?
God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
God
Do you have any idea where you're going?
God
Don't make me come down there.
God

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Jeannette said…
Oh man.. i love this!! I'm going to copy it on my blog man!! :]
April 22, 2007 at 9:19 PM
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